So my weight is finally getting back down to borderline respectable. IE under 180. I was getting close to 2 bills after the holidays. It was an ugly winter.
Anyway, I pointed out to my wife a thread on BikeForums recently about guys who are lighter then their wives/girlfriends.A few hours later, S comes into the bedroom and announces that although I have lost weight, she has gained some.
Her: Wouldn’t it be awful if I got big and you continued to loose weight until you were lighter then me?
Me:That’ll never happen.(dismissively).
Her: You don’t know that.
Me: Look, the only way I am getting back to high school weight(155) is if there is a famine. And if that were the case, there is no way that you are going to get anywhere near 155.
Her: Why do you say that?
Me:Because there would be A FAMINE.
Saying.
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Dude, any discussion about weight with women will always end in failure on your part. We can never win that one. Best to change the subject as quickly as possible. ;)
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